You Can't Save a Puke For Later

I promise I'll stop making gross bodily analogies eventually

When I first opened this account, my friend at the time was trying to show me the ropes. And sure, it’s a new platform, it can do a lot of things I’m not well versed in, but fundamentally, this is a blog. I am not new to blogs, I had a Wordpress site for years.

If you want a good laugh, you can check out Past Me's rants and tirades. Just don’t tell me ab…